Wife, yelling down the stairs: “Honey, what are you doing?”
Husband, calmly: “Just exfoliating the cat, dear.”
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- Scraps of dialogue that distract me while driving (BostonWriters)
More dialogue I’d like to work into a book someday
Wife, yelling down the stairs: “Honey, what are you doing?”
Husband, calmly: “Just exfoliating the cat, dear.”
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BostonWriters 
Hah! I also like the one about keeping the cat in kibble.
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