Great quotes from somewhere in the middle of a book: The Christopher Moore edition

Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore

If you're looking for a book to while away the hours this Thanksgiving weekend, you could do worse than pick up Christopher Moore's Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story. He's got a marvelous description in it of grocery store workers bowling with frozen turkeys on the night shift. Happy Turkey Day, y'all. 
Bloodsucking Fiends
By Christopher Moore
Simon & Schuster, 2009 (Reprint)
Genre: Adult Fiction, Paranormal

A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, self-basting, fresh-frozen projectile of wholesome savory goodness plowed into the soap bottles like a freight train into a chorus line of drunken grandmothers.

From Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story by Christopher Moore

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