Bloodsucking Fiends by Christopher Moore
If you're looking for a book to while away the hours this Thanksgiving weekend, you could do worse than pick up Christopher Moore's Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story. He's got a marvelous description in it of grocery store workers bowling with frozen turkeys on the night shift. Happy Turkey Day, y'all.
By Christopher Moore
Simon & Schuster, 2009 (Reprint)
Genre: Adult Fiction, Paranormal
A collective gasp rose from the crew as the fourteen-pound, self-basting, fresh-frozen projectile of wholesome savory goodness plowed into the soap bottles like a freight train into a chorus line of drunken grandmothers.From Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story by Christopher Moore