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Still more dialogue I’d like to use in a book one day

Husband wakes at 4:30 a.m. to find his wife gone. Investigating, he finds her slumped on the couch in the living room. Husband: “What’s wrong?” Wife, miserably: “I dreamed that the roof sprang a hundred leaks, and I couldn’t get … Continue reading

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More dialogue I’d like to work into a book someday

Wife, yelling down the stairs: “Honey, what are you doing?” Husband, calmly: “Just exfoliating the cat, dear.” Related Links: Scraps of dialogue that distract me while driving (BostonWriters)

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